Rumor has it that the lead designer of the game had a mentally challenged brother who was killed by a roadside bomb in Iraq, and he added his face matrix to the game in memoriam. This much needed mod fixes the genetic disaster that is the land of Cyrodil, converting the extra chromosome populace into normal, healthy looking individuals. I want to give a big high five to all the guys (girls not allowed) out there who are working tirelessly to provide us with free entertainment and improved breast physics for nude mods. Today I’m going to highlight the most downloaded and best ranked mods out there. I mean really, how can you be an effective thief when you sound like you have a Jiffy Pop going off in your backpack? This community of volunteer geeks is doing a great job finishing the game Bethesda started. Many simply clean up some sloppy programming, like a better leveling system, higher quality visuals, and a keyring for the assload of keys one tends to acquire. Sure I’m getting a little bored of the game after completing all the storylines and guild quests, but there are a group of people with way too much time on their hands that are breathing life into the game by creating modification patches that change the dynamic of the game for the better. In my house I have a room filled with nothing but watermelons and skulls. Thanks to the power of Radiant AI and "asshole physics", you can murder random people in their homes and then spend 20 minutes covering their body with clay plates and tongs. I have always been a big fan of the Bethesda Softworks Softworks series, but I think Oblivion has exceeded everyone’s expectation in gameplay and graphics, making it one of the best RPG’s ever made.
If you are the latter, then please continue to scroll down to Livestock’s whimsy narrative about a moon rodeo that goes horribly wrong. I’m going to have to assume that most of you have played this game before, unless you have an ancient computer made in 2005 or like to talk to real girls that look nothing like Dark Elves. We here at SA are big fans of this game, dedicating a lot of time and energy discussing it on the front page.
Today’s update is related to the latest game in the Elder Scrolls game series, Oblivion.
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